| Frequently Asked Questions. |
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| If you have a question for the team, or any member of the team, please feel free to drop us a line. We’d love to hear from you. We’ll actually not really, but on a serious note, if you have a question, write it in an E-Mail and send it to us at charliefoxtrotpbteam@yahoo.com. Please leave your name and number and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible…. Beeeeeeep. And you thought there were more fucked up individuals out there… you apparently haven’t been around us. *({disclaimer} The following questions are taken from actual E-Mails. The faces and names have been changed to protect the innocent, except for Steven Purdy of Hanover Massachusetts, who lives with his mom and dad) |
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| Q. Are you available to do parties? Dan M. |
| A. Not without written consent from our parole officers and a signed waiver by your insurance company. |
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| Q. What’s it like to be a member of Charlie Foxtrot? PsychoKillah |
| A. It’s fun; well actually it sucks really bad. It’s like being in a mental institution with out the Thorazine. |
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| Q. How often do you play? FillBop11 |
| A. Legally? Twice a month at our home field of P&L in Bridgewater MA. Illegally? Well, that question should be referred again to our parole officers. Thanks for blowing our cover |
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| Q. What does F. T. M. P. T. B. mean? Dave |
| A. Leatherheads forever. If you aren’t one… don’t ask under penalty of death or accidental dismemberment. |
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| Q. What does Charlie Foxtrot mean? Bob |
| A. Are these questions serious? Ok, Charlie Foxtrot means exactly that. It is a military acronym for something being completely and totally screwed. Kinda like all of us. |
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| Q. What does your logo symbolize? Greg T. |
| A. Seriously, enough of the hard questions. Nobody knows, one of the guys went off his medication for a little while, and bam… logo! I mean really, do you really care? Didn’t think so, it’s a fricken logo. |
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| Q. You guys seem like you’re pretty tight on the field. How do you form your tight bond? Knighthawk |
A. Umm… What? Hmm… this doesn’t sound like a safe question to ask in this forum. Oh, you mean team work! We practice a lot, and we read stuff, well actually look at the pictures. We also derive our tactics from chasing each other around the fire house with paintball guns on the days we’re on duty.
P.S. What the hell kind of name is KnightHawk. You watch too much T.V. |
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| Q. So, you guys are Firefighters huh? |
| A. Umm… Yep. Thanks Anonymous P.S. Scab can’t leave his name. |
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| Q. Do you guys have any alliances with any other teams in the area? No name… |
| A. Why? Do you represent any? If so, are you guys any good? We don’t like to play with people who’s mom bought their gear, or can’t figure how to crono. If you do have a team, write more of an e-mail next time. |
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| Q. Are you guys any good? Robby |
| A. So I take it you think that I say we suck. We’ll we do. Don’t play with us. Run away. If we were any good we wouldn’t have parole officers. |
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| Q. Are you guys really on parole? Steven Purdy from Hanover Massachusetts |
| A. Dude, it’s a joke. Seriously, stop relying on Mommy and Daddy for guidance. You’re probable about 30 and still living in their basement. Move out, and move on. |
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| Q. Why must you be so sarcastic? Kelly |
| A. Because… we just do. |
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| Q. Outhouse, how much does your marker weigh? Ralph |
| A. Ralph in Metric weight it is about 13.37 Kg. On the moon it’s weightless. Around the station it’s not that heavy, but in private I wish I didn’t put so much shit on my gun. But it looks cool right? Good Question. |
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